To those imaginary friends out there, welcome to my life. This blog is dedicated to all the people, boys and girls alike, who feel as if their life is adrift. I recently turned 30, and while I have accomplished many goals i.e. marriage, parenting, post-secondary loans and a mortgage, I find myself feeling that there must be more to life than this. Perhaps it is because I have so few to share my thoughts with. Hubby works his fingers to the nub to support me in the life I have grown accustomed to (real Kraft dinner, not the no-name crap!) and so I rarely get a chance to bend his ear about the important things in life. (I mean, really, who DOESN’T care if Brad and Angelina get married?) Living on an acreage, without many neighbors and a proclivity for staring at a computer screen does not breed bountiful friendships. For the few friends I have managed not to drive away, don’t get your panties in a twist, you know I love you, need you, would be lost without you. It’s just I can only bore you with my woes so often.
So here I am, writing for the invisible, with little chance it will actually be read by someone with a pulse. After all, we mothers are in cahoots, and are clogging up the blogline. Yeehah. Has anyone actually spent a whole day reading blog after blog? Yes, that would be me, and I am here to tell you, besides the bruised bottom and the occasional chuckle, all I got was, you guessed it, bleary eyed with more blogs to read.
But in the spirit of there is never enough, here I am internet. I know that you will always love me.







Friday, 3 March, 2006 at 9:43
I have a pulse! I swear!
Welcome to the world o’ blog… seems like you have an interesting fish out of water story there. Look forward to seeing how it unfolds.
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 4:29
Delurking after peeping into your blog for more than a week now. I loved your satirical and sarcastic ways, and your tear-jerker posts too. So, I’ve decided to read through a.l.l. of your posts in a sequence.
Yes, I know the bleary-eyed-but-there’s-so-much-to-read-yet feeling. I go through it everyday only to be back for more.
Monday, 21 July, 2008 at 19:29
After a whole night of reading blog after blog I stumbled onto yours. Liked what I read, read a little more, then more.You made me laugh and you broke my heart. Its nice to see that somebody else out there suffers from foot in mouth syndrome, I thought I was the only one. Here I am almost 30 and I still feel like I’m in middle school. A little lost, not fitting in. Your take on life is honest and real and laugh out loud funny.
You kick booty, Rock on
Tuesday, 9 September, 2008 at 3:00
Hey doll. I stumbled across your blog and thought I’d go back to the start. I share this blog with my wife and a few friends. You make us laugh, you make us cry. Thank you for your being so honest and open about your life with us – it really makes us think about the going ons in our lives. You do a great job at sharing life’s little lessons – keep it up
Saturday, 14 February, 2009 at 16:13
I started reading from a link in my Google Reader and you hooked me. I’m back at the beginning to start from the top and I’ve subscribed to the RSS. Looking forward to getting to know you hon!
Thursday, 19 February, 2009 at 17:12
Each time I read your blog I feel that some where I may have missed something so today I decided that I will read every one you have written to really get to know the Rednecks.
Monday, 23 March, 2009 at 12:38
i stumbled across your blog today and here i am hooked to my computer three hours later and still going strong. you’ve already made me laugh and cry in that short stretch of time. you have a definite gift – of personality as well as words. what a bonanza to have a full three years of archives to overdose on. i will forewarn you, though,that my husband is shooting hate filled looks of death at you through the internet lines for ruining his evening. pooh to him! you are my bestest new imaginary friend
dj