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Pass the Puns, Easter Style
My husband hopped his way home this morning, bringing with him a basket full of goodies. Inside this basket was a cup of my very favorite coffee from the nearest Tim Horton’s, a slightly toasted blueberry bagel with strawberry cream cheese, and a brand spanking new digital slr camera, complete with lens and all the toys.
I love my Easter bunny.
Unfortunately, his bunny didn’t think to buy an Easter present for her husband. She was too busy shopping at the last minute to fill her kiddies baskets while stuffing her face with an assortment of chocolate moose turds.
I will just have to thank my bunny by doing what rabbits do best. Fornicate. Happily. While staring at my shiny new camera.
However, being the thoughtful blogger I am, I did not forget my internet buddies. For you, I have found the finest cheese and I am here to serve it in a big shiny Easter basket.
Enjoy!
Whaddya get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
April 8th, 2007 at 8:35 am
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi eggs under the bushes, quick!
Ooh, I am jealous of your shiny new electronic thing. Enjoy. Then post the results.
April 8th, 2007 at 8:48 am
That Canadian Easter bunny is something else! Cameras? Damn I got a bag of reese’s peanut butter eggs. I ain’t puttin’ out for that.
April 8th, 2007 at 9:39 am
I asked my fucking easter bunny to hop his way to Wendy’s for me since we have no fucking food in this house, and he fucked up my order and then blamed me for it.
Yeah. It’s all sunshine and roses ’round these parts.
A digital camera is much better than a single with cheese combo. Nicely done, Boo.
April 8th, 2007 at 10:29 am
Happy Easter T to you and your family!
This cheese was of the utmost smelliest.
SLR are great, but they have no video. But I wouldn’t get rid of mine for anything. I’ll be looking forward to seeing some new pictures up in here. Good job Boo!
[Maybe he bought you the camera so you can take a really great picture of him to put on the web site seeking a platonic coffee date?]
April 8th, 2007 at 10:38 am
All my husband got was a big fat cold sore on his lips two days before I leave for a month. Jackass, I mean jackrabbit.
April 8th, 2007 at 11:24 am
Happy Easter, T!
Glad your bunny did well… I think the gift you plan to give him will suffice. we’re men… we don’t really require much more than that…. the lucky bastard.
One small bit of advice from yer Uncle Gunfighter: You might want to re-think the part where you stare at the camera. It’s off-putting. You can THINK about the camera, but don’t stare.
Love the new place!
GF
April 8th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
My Easter Bunny did great for the kids. I requested NOTHING but chocolate chip cookie dough - which we already had, because we buy it 4 or 5 packs at a time.
What? Makes cookies from scratch? Get real!
I didn’t get my bunny anything. He got a little cotton tail from me yesterday and Friday. But no more for him. He has a fever today.
Happy Easter.
The moose turds crack me up.
April 8th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Boo…. you wanna come down thisa way and show my Ug how to be all thoughtful and stuffs like that? Perhaps I’d be givin him some instead of trying to find mooseturds for the shithead.
Bleh… husbands.
Your cheese though T, thoughtfully given, is as stinky as ever.
April 8th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Happy Easter! and kudos to Boo for his wonderful gift. Us girl bunnies do like to be spoiled.
April 8th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
ah, yes. i didn’t get a damn thing.
hmmmm.
enjoy the camera, sister.
April 9th, 2007 at 7:30 am
You mean to tell me the Easter bunny is a HE and he brings things to MOMMIES!?! I thought SHE only brought things to little kids and their whining daddies.
I was robbed.
April 9th, 2007 at 9:31 am
I forgot to mention… the meal you see on my bog this morning was my gift to my Mrs.
April 19th, 2007 at 7:45 am
How are your photo taling skills? I may need ya…:D
April 19th, 2007 at 7:46 am
Ok….
Let me rephrase.
How are your photo taking skills?
I suck, can’t spell.