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Shut up and Shoot Me…Please
I am still fighting the plague. My nose won’t stop running and is now beginning to get all red and sore from the constant abuse of me honking into tissues that could be a whole lot softer.
Those myths about spunk, sperm, man gravy, sausage juice, semen, love batter, sex goo, life affirming essence, seed of lurve, penile discharge or what ever the hell you want to call it, curing all that ails you…is shit.
I have carpet burn, lock jaw, and a sore throat.
Sorry honey, but your peckercillin, does not in fact, cure what ever ails me.
But it was a good try.
I suppose I shouldn’t bitch. I do, in fact, have new car keys.
(This would be one of the posts I sincerely hope no one in either Boo’s family or mine read…)
Ahem.
On to the pun. (Although, some might see the pun value in the cartoon…Again, hope the inlaws aren’t reading.)
Sign in a pet shop window: “Free legless parakeet. No perches necessary.”
Cut me some slack. I’m sick. I never promised quality.
May 6th, 2007 at 4:18 am
*groan*
Hope you feel better soon.
REAL soon.
May 6th, 2007 at 4:23 am
Do you really think there’s ANY way that your in-laws are not reading this, and every other, post?
Just sayin’.
Feel better, RM.
May 6th, 2007 at 4:26 am
Awww, hope you feel better soon, RM.
*gags*
Sorry, but you got the gag reflex going in me, when I read your entry for today.
May 6th, 2007 at 4:30 am
Is it just me having trouble posting comments here?? I click post and then see nothing. I click post again and it says it’s posted. I reload the page and my post is missing. Sigh. (and I don’t even know if this one will disappear into the ethers or not).
*still gagging*
May 6th, 2007 at 4:57 am
You managed to give a BJ while sick! I’m impressed.
How do you breathe when your nose is stuffed and your mouth full?
May 6th, 2007 at 5:21 am
Do I feel badly that you’re sick? Or do I feel jealous that you are clearly getting more than I am? I feeling both of those right now.
Feel better soon.
May 6th, 2007 at 5:29 am
Y’know…you’re giving us women in the world a bad name with all this bragging and shit. I hope word doesn’t get out that a BJ is in order when a good deed is done. Good Christ I’ll never get off my knees. Just so you know, I won’t be sharing this post with the Honey let me tell you that right now.
I can’t believe you’re still sick. Let it go already. You need to do a shot of whiskey and take a hot bath.
Get well soon!!!
May 6th, 2007 at 5:35 am
“Peckercillin” (I may never stop laughing).
I do hope you feel better, yet I still loved the PUN!
May 6th, 2007 at 6:25 am
just a warning: penises can catch strep throat. how do i know this? well…i just do.
May 6th, 2007 at 6:34 am
get well soon, love your blogskins!
May 6th, 2007 at 6:40 am
I want to be a fly on the wall at the next in law dinner. Just to see the looks they give you…..
Hope you get better soon…..
May 6th, 2007 at 6:55 am
Sick or not sick, you always make me laugh. Feel better soon!!
May 6th, 2007 at 7:58 am
Will there be a rebuttal post by the injector of the faulty meds?
May 6th, 2007 at 8:34 am
Like always, it took me a minute. Hey, maybe I am a blond underneath this mop of dark hair.
Anyway, teehee. You are funny when you are sick and I always knew that peckercillin wasnt good for anything. Poor hubby never had a chance.
Hope you feel better soon.
May 6th, 2007 at 9:36 am
I don’t have it as bad as you do, but I’m on my way. I think I’m on my way to the bronchitis, alongside my darling daughter.
Come on over here, you sexy beast, and snot all over me the way I like it.
May 6th, 2007 at 10:22 am
“Peckercillin” you are friggin hilarious. Now I have more proof for my wonderful DH that he doensn’t have the “cure”.
Hope you feel better soon.
May 6th, 2007 at 11:29 am
This is the first time I’ve seen your blog and it was hilarious. Look forward to reading more! Peckercillin is priceless, hope you feel better.
May 6th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
um, it’s baby batter, thankyouverymuch!
May 6th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
*gags*
Gawd, that gag reflex just goes when I think of swallowing.
*gags* again
I wonder if anyone will feign gagging at your next in-law get together. That would be hilarious.
‘peckercillin’ — priceless.
May 6th, 2007 at 7:02 pm
I think I know what the problem is, you have a virus, not a bacteria so peckercillin would be useless:)
May 7th, 2007 at 6:06 am
Blech.
May 7th, 2007 at 9:15 am
I erm, had to read that joke twice before I caught on…. yeah…. I’m quick that way.
And Ug is not allowed to read your blog anymore, now he thinks he ought to get that kind of treatment. These knees spend to much time on the floor mopping to be doing other things.
May 7th, 2007 at 11:15 am
It’s funny how men think a river of life flows from between their legs.
May 7th, 2007 at 11:50 am
Hope you are feeling better! Yea, I think some man made that rumor up.