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Pass the Puns, Please
It’s raining here. A depressing cold, quiet drizzle made to seem worse by the shivering of the trees surrounding my house. This means I’m stuck inside with two kids who are bound to get cabin fever before noon and a dog who is too much of a princess to get his paws wet to go outside to take a leak.
Which means I will be standing outside with him, getting my own damn skin wet while I whine, er, try to convince and encourage him to take a dump on my lawn. (And no, I can’t send the kids because my darling mutt only listens to me. Dumb dog.)
In light of this, I need the best damn cheese I can find to get through what is bound to be a long, wet, cold day.
However, I was only able to come up with some bargain-basement cheese, the type you have to scrape the mold off before you can eat it. Yum, moldy cheese. A magical cure for everything.
I really am a generous soul. Enjoy le bleu fromage!
John decided life would be much easier if he had a clone. So he had one made and sent him to work in his place while he stayed home and relaxed.
Soon this backfired when the clone came home and said he’d been fired for making sexual comments to the women in the office.
John decided, he had to get rid of his clone before things got any worse. John took his clone to the top of a tall building and pushed him off.
Unfortunately, someone saw John and he was arrested and convicted for making an obscene clone fall.
(Should I apologize or just bury my head and pretend I don’t know the pun was awful?)
June 10th, 2007 at 10:08 am
LMAO!!!!!!!! It wasn’t awful. It was moldy and chunky JUST the way I love it. LOL.
Hope it quits raining soon.
June 10th, 2007 at 10:53 am
Yum. That’s some moldy mold, all right.
June 10th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
It was awful, awful funny that is! You made me laugh anyway. Thanks.
June 10th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
dude. any pun is a good pun.
June 10th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
I get this one. No explanation needed. It was just like you-smelly! LOL!
June 10th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Not as bad as:
Two peanuts walked into a bar . . .
and one was “a salted”.
Oy!
June 10th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Rainy and dreary here too.
“obscene clone fall” ROTF
June 10th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Good one!
I’ve got one for you this time:
What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?
NACHO cheese!
heh.
June 10th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
Waka waka! I’ll blame the June rains
June 11th, 2007 at 3:08 am
Groan
June 11th, 2007 at 7:13 am
Fine line, it is, between awful and funny.
Blame it on the rain.
June 11th, 2007 at 7:58 am
It took me a second, but I got it! That would be a good one for the game Mad Gab. =) I thought it was hilarious!
June 11th, 2007 at 11:03 am
Apology accepted.
June 12th, 2007 at 6:38 am
Wow, I’m wetoddit.
Took me a few minutes to figure that one out.
Duh.
June 27th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Thanks for this site!
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