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That Squishy Feeling
Ever have one of those mornings when you have somewhere to be and you wake up late, get soap in your eyes, cut yourself shaving, gag while brushing your teeth and the dog pukes on the floor while you are drying your hair and you don’t notice and then step directly into warm, sticky bile?
Welcome to my world.
I’m still wiping the puke out from between my toes. Yummy.
As always in my world, I am brimming with blogging ideas and I have no time to write them. By the time I sit my ass down to this computer later today I just know that I won’t remember any of the quirky ideas that are bouncing inside my brain right this minute.
(I know, I know, this is a piss poor excuse for a post. If you want some good reading go read yesterday’s post. I’m not linking to it cuz it’s easier if you just scroll down…)
I want to let you know that my good buddy R, formerly known as CrankMama has reinvented herself. She is now known as Redsy and if you haven’t had the opportunity to read her and her snarky ways, then go on over and tell her I say hi.
And if you are looking for a little more um, thrill to start your week, you may want to hop on over here and have a gander. Racy Red is back and she’s got something to say.
Now I’m off. Enjoy the linkage and try to avoid the dog vomit.
July 16th, 2007 at 11:12 am
Mine’s cat vomit… but yeah.
July 16th, 2007 at 11:41 am
At least the birds didn’t poop on you.
July 16th, 2007 at 11:41 am
Nothing makes me question which Karma God I pissed off like dog puke in the morning. Ewwww. On the upside how much worse can your day get? Oops, may have been tempting the gods of fate.
Feeling your pain here in North Carolina.
Anna
July 16th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Dogs eat the cat vomit. Then I step in dog vomit. Warm, chunky, really takes care of the athlete’s foot. Just pull a sock on over it.
July 16th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Once? The dog ate a visiting baby’s diaper… and THEN vomited. Then I did, too. That was fun…
July 16th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
When my dog vomits, she simply eats it all up again. No mess, no fuss.
(dry retch)
PS Are you sure you’re not pregnant? The gagging while brushing teeth is making me suspicious!
July 16th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
That is the worst!
July 17th, 2007 at 8:04 am
Ewwww…dog vomit. And I was eating a snack.
July 17th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
I’m so impressed that your brain is buzzin with creative blog ideas. Maybe you could lend me a few?