Ever have one of those mornings when you have somewhere to be and you wake up late, get soap in your eyes, cut yourself shaving, gag while brushing your teeth and the dog pukes on the floor while you are drying your hair and you don’t notice and then step directly into warm, sticky bile?

Welcome to my world.

I’m still wiping the puke out from between my toes. Yummy.

As always in my world, I am brimming with blogging ideas and I have no time to write them. By the time I sit my ass down to this computer later today I just know that I won’t remember any of the quirky ideas that are bouncing inside my brain right this minute.

(I know, I know, this is a piss poor excuse for a post. If you want some good reading go read yesterday’s post. I’m not linking to it cuz it’s easier if you just scroll down…)

I want to let you know that my good buddy R, formerly known as CrankMama has reinvented herself. She is now known as Redsy and if you haven’t had the opportunity to read her and her snarky ways, then go on over and tell her I say hi.

And if you are looking for a little more um, thrill to start your week, you may want to hop on over here and have a gander. Racy Red is back and she’s got something to say.

Now I’m off. Enjoy the linkage and try to avoid the dog vomit.