After careful consideration and deliberate ruminations, a name has been bestowed upon the newest little Redneck.
Thank you to everyone who participated and suggested a name. In the end, I completely disregarded and totally ignored each and every one of your suggestions because I am thoughtless thoughtful like that.
Regardless, I am entirely grateful for every suggestion sent my way. Really. Cross my heart.
The Kid, from this moment on, will be forever blogged as Jumby.
Jumby has been born.
Jumby, there will never be a moment in time where we aren’t overwhelmed with gratitude and love for having found you.
You could have been adopted into a classier home, one that doesn’t worship the makers of ductape or know the joy of streaking through the woods buck naked, but I guarantee you, no other home in the world could love you as much as we do.







Sunday, 22 February, 2009 at 19:13
Jumby is one lucky little dude.
Sunday, 22 February, 2009 at 20:09
Welcome Jumby.
Sunday, 22 February, 2009 at 20:12
Hi Jumby! You both look sooo happy.
Sunday, 22 February, 2009 at 20:14
In my minds eye, you are bouncing him up and down ‘Jumby Jumby Jumby’ and it is cracking his shit up.
As I said before, Dude is blessed to have found you.
Sunday, 22 February, 2009 at 20:37
Welcome to the Redneck world, Jumby. You picked a great family.
Sunday, 22 February, 2009 at 23:08
Yeah for Jumby!! Love the name!!
How blessed that precious boy is to have you. I am in awe.
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 1:55
Welcome Jumby, I can’t wait to learn of your Redneck adventures in a family that loves you dearly.
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 2:54
Good luck, Jumby! And congrats to your family! ANd biggest greetings from Jordan, Middle East, where I’m daily reading on your wonderful Redneck adventures!
God bless your family!!
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 6:19
Aww, Jumby. Too cute.
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 7:54
Jumby, huh?
I love it!
Congrats, Jumby, you are pretty damn blessed.
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 8:38
welcome, Jumby!
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 8:39
Jumby, you are a very lucky boy!
Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 8:47
It couldn’t be more perfect.
On another note I wanted to apologize for not getting it together to participate in your shower. We’re dealing with some really difficult stuff here, which is not to say that I am not just overjoyed for you and your family – CONGRATS AGAIN!
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 8:58
Cool Name…Made me smile! Congrats…
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 9:21
I still like Zorro, but Jumby works too. Hey, it’s your kid, you can name him whatever you want!! Can’t wait to hear more about the adventures of Jumby in the Land of Red Necks!
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 9:22
What a beautiful son you have! I am sure he will love having you as a mom!
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 10:00
I think that because you chose it, it’s the perfect pseudonym for the perfect, much-loved little boy =)
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 10:24
Welcome Jumby. And good luck!
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 10:43
Love the name! Welcome Jumby!!! You are a lucky, lucky boy!!
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 11:01
Congrats..he is so adorable.
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 12:59
Mazel Tov – Its a boy!!!
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 13:50
Welcome Jumby!
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 13:56
Welcome, Jumby! That photo is pure gold. Congratulations!
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 15:04
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 15:47
Awww, Jumby.
What a lovely title.
Almost as lovely as my own son’s name, Feral Beast
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 17:28
Absolutely perfect…..
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 18:27
Welcome to the Blogosphere, Jumby!
Can I say it again? Congratulations!!!! I’m so happy for all y’all. So. so. thrilled.
Woohoo!!
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 20:21
congratulations!!!!!
Jumby is such a perfect name.
luv *swak*
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 21:06
Welcome home, Jumby!!
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 21:51
LOVE it! I get Fric and Frac mixed up all the time (which shouldn’t come as any surprise considering I call my own kids by the wrong name all the time until I finally give up and say “Whoever you are, just STOP!”) so I’m glad you went with Jumby, which is totally different.
Congrats!
Monday, 23 February, 2009 at 23:26
what a sweet looking little boy. his name suits him perfectly. welcome to the redneck world jumby you will have great adventures with a wicked cool mom like tanis and the best part is duct tape comes in blue now for boys.lol
Tuesday, 24 February, 2009 at 7:53
That photos speaks volumes… Seriously, the happiness on both your faces made me tear up a little. Go Jumby!!!
Tuesday, 24 February, 2009 at 9:30
Wow congrats on your new son. Jumby must be an Canadian name, eh.. You must be a saint. I am glad you live way up there in Gods country. Cause I would have to seriously stock you. He says with a nakid gleam in his eye. God bless that little boy and god bless you for taking him in. I wish you all the best in the world.
Tuesday, 24 February, 2009 at 10:25
Yea Jumby!!
Tuesday, 24 February, 2009 at 12:31
Between Anja @ Rat in a Cage & Mr Lady, I had to come over here and check you out.
I had to go back and back and back and re-read stories that made my eyes sweat.
Thank you for being you, and for being a blogger, and for sharing this with us.
You totally rock, Redneck Mommy.
Wednesday, 25 February, 2009 at 22:09
I’ve followed your blog and cried for you. I am so happy to catch up on your life and find that you have a new son! I feel so parallel to your heart. I too am a redneck – and we get stuff done. We have a darling boy, a darling beautiful boy. We were told 6 days after he was born that he has Down Syndrome. Well the stigma of that title will not follow him around because his dumb dad and his stupid mom just treat him like a regular kid (therapy and doctor visits included). We love our boy. Your story broke my heart and made me hold my son closer to my heart than ever.
Thank you for your blog. You are honest and witty and very down to earth. Most of all, I love reading your posts.
Love, Eva.
Thursday, 26 February, 2009 at 12:48
Oh my goodness he is soooooooo beautiful!!! You both look so happy! I am so happy for you!
Thursday, 26 February, 2009 at 13:20
Perfect!
Thursday, 26 February, 2009 at 13:54
Jumby…PERFECT! Congrats Tanis, this is wonderful! You were made for each other
Friday, 27 February, 2009 at 8:52
Look at him, he’s yummy! So happy for you ALL!
Friday, 27 February, 2009 at 15:51
Ooo he is so a *Jumby*
Great nickname.
Saturday, 28 February, 2009 at 2:36
Congrats!
Jumby is a fun and cute name.
Sunday, 1 March, 2009 at 7:28
perfect. Welcome Jumby!
Sunday, 1 March, 2009 at 21:51
Future Rednecks of the world unite under your future leader, Jumby!
Monday, 2 March, 2009 at 23:01
Jumby. Perfect!
Thursday, 12 March, 2009 at 10:12
Oh how cute he is! And what a great name. Haven’t been around here for a while, and totally missed that you were adopting. d’oh.
Congratulations on the adorable little addition to your family!