This week has been incredibly busy what with all my solitaire playing and ignoring the mound of laundry waiting to be folded and put away.
I still haven’t finished making my mother’s present, nor do I have anything to put under the tree for most members of my family. Not to mention, unless I start baking some cookies soon, Santa will be getting a plate of dried turkey dog treats to munch on once he finally gets here.
There is so much to do on my to-do list I’m going to have to start writing it all down on a roll of toilet paper because I’m running out of room on my scratch pad, since I haven’t had much luck in crossing any of the items off.
That said, I did get one item off my list finished.
I completed my submission for Citizen of the Month’s 2009 Blogger Christmahanukwanzaakah Online Holiday Concert.
Because dammit, the laundry can wrinkle, the cookies can wait and if I don’t finish my mom’s present I’ll just wrap up some of those dog treats for her. I have my priorities firmly in order, peoples.
And by that I mean I stopped playing solitaire long enough to wrestle into a push up bra, slap some war paint on and croon like a cat being strangled all in the name of spreading seasonal joy for another blogger’s blog.
I’m a giver like that.
So if you want to watch a bunch of bloggers make total arses of themselves (with the exception of a few very talented people who like to make the rest of us all look bad) head on over to Citizen of the Month’s and have a chuckle.
After all, it’s not often I sit in front of my computer in a low cut shirt and yodel as though my life depends on it.
Note the boobage. I was hoping it would distract you from noticing when your ears started to bleed.
My dogs are still howling and my husband has completely lost all respect for me.
Go enjoy the carnage show.
You won’t regret it.
Well, okay you might regret it. But only in that ‘wow, I too have totally lost all respect for Redneck‘ type of way.
Just know I did this with love in my heart and no booze in my blood stream.
*Like my billiards game, my singing always drastically improves with the consumption of liquor.
I knew I should have had some irish cream in my coffee this morning.
Damn.
Thursday, 17 December, 2009 at 12:45
will go have a peep!
loving the hair style!
Thursday, 17 December, 2009 at 12:51
Way to work the smoke and mirrors, girlie. Word to your singing, and your boobs. It almost makes me want to dust mine off and take ‘em for a spin. But I’m too lazy to shimmy out of this sports bra.
Thursday, 17 December, 2009 at 12:51
WHOO TITS!
Thursday, 17 December, 2009 at 12:52
Hot Boobies!
Thursday, 17 December, 2009 at 12:55
That is my favorite Christmas song, I have loved it since I was a kid. Now that I am out of the parents house(along time now) every year my dad and I will call the other as soon as we hear it on the radio, it is a competition to see who hears it first!! LOL I absolutely loved your version, and it made my day! Thanks!! and Happy Holidays!!
Thursday, 17 December, 2009 at 13:16
Got my morning fix of boobs and a Christmas song. Way to make my day!
Thursday, 17 December, 2009 at 13:17
^^^Ok technically it is afternoon but my buzz just wore off. Cut me some slack.
Thursday, 17 December, 2009 at 13:18
Hi, You were “great”…Julie
Thursday, 17 December, 2009 at 13:58
I just pissed myself, fell out of my chair, and gave myself a concussion. Happy Holiday indeed.
Thursday, 17 December, 2009 at 14:01
Eeeeeeexcellent!
Thursday, 17 December, 2009 at 14:12
i’ll get back to you when i can hear again.
Thursday, 17 December, 2009 at 14:37
Hehehehe…..NICE! You should totally blast that when your teenage kids bring a date home to meet you. hehehehe…..that made me giggle.
Thursday, 17 December, 2009 at 14:59
that was redneck perfection. YOU ROCK GIRL!!!
Thursday, 17 December, 2009 at 15:46
great bobbies.
we want more.
magda Reply:
December 20th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
and boobies too.
although your bobbies aren’t too shabby either.
great post, i may have to dig out the computer speakers as yet another tactic to avoid immediate responsibility. or maybe i will just skip to another post. very fun, you are
Thursday, 17 December, 2009 at 15:52
I. Love. Your. Boobies.
Thursday, 17 December, 2009 at 15:55
Aww hell… you’re a riot! I love your blogs!
Thursday, 17 December, 2009 at 17:17
Sorry I was too busy staring at the boobs to notice your singing. But thanks for sharing!
Thursday, 17 December, 2009 at 19:37
Holy Santa Balls! I don’t know what went on longer, that song or your cleavage. My word! Like a car wreck. I couldn’t turn away.
Thursday, 17 December, 2009 at 19:40
Cheers! that was pretty good, the bouncing helped
Thursday, 17 December, 2009 at 20:54
1. I love the comments in the background. It makes that song.
2. Lorelee can SING man!!!!
3. You were so awesome and I’m not talking about your cleavage. (Though that was fantastic too)
Thursday, 17 December, 2009 at 21:27
I Heart Baz Lurman and Moulin Rouge
…and this ones for you!
Thursday, 17 December, 2009 at 21:56
… I wanna blind my minds eye…
that was soooo bad…. I think you and I are related… although YOU have much better boobs AND hair than I ever hoped to have….
Love
Poo~
Friday, 18 December, 2009 at 6:15
NOTHING
and I mean NUTH-ING says American Christmas like Cheech and Chong’s “Santa Claus and his Old Lady Song”
Ahh, the tender memories of it
“On, Donner! On, Blitzen! On, Chewy! On, Tavo!
C’mon, Becto!”
Friday, 18 December, 2009 at 7:24
Aw, your family should have done that with you. Bad family.
Friday, 18 December, 2009 at 9:23
That was absolutely brilliant! The long-suffering looks on the dogs’ faces truly captured the moment.
And even some Christmas cleavage. Awesome.
Friday, 18 December, 2009 at 14:35
“Note the boobage” Sheesh! My short attention span is still distracted by the “perky witches tits” from a few days ago!
Friday, 18 December, 2009 at 21:18
Had I known you were sober, I never would have criticized your singing.
And if anyone could watch that video and NOT note the boobage, I pity them from the depths of my soul.
Friday, 18 December, 2009 at 21:41
Wow.
Just wow.
Friday, 18 December, 2009 at 23:15
Thanks for participating. I delayed the start of the show for several hours waiting for your video because I knew how important your cleavage, uh, I mean your singing, was to the entertainment value of the show. And, like always, they, I mean you, did NOT disappoint.
Saturday, 19 December, 2009 at 7:15
You are adorable. I loved watching all the videos.
Steph
Saturday, 19 December, 2009 at 7:46
i liked when you brought your dogs in the video… and by dogs i mean titties.
Saturday, 19 December, 2009 at 14:56
Where you singing? I didn’t notice. To busy looking at the bouncing boobs.
Saturday, 19 December, 2009 at 16:08
Everybody’s a critic. My big boss kitty A.K.A. The Queen was crying at the end of your song. No, not the “Oh that was just so sweet” kind of sniffle that the grandma that wasn’t run over by a reindeer might do.No this was more of the “Oh God! Make it stop.” kind of cry. As for me and Cuddlecakes, we kind of liked it.
Saturday, 19 December, 2009 at 19:01
Good call on offering up the boobs as a distraction!
So freakin’ funny.
Monday, 21 December, 2009 at 8:27
Thanks for the link. I love people that can’t sing and do it anyway. Plus I’m completely jealoius of those knockers of yours. Way to go, rockstar!
Monday, 21 December, 2009 at 11:10
If I were so inclined as to what to score with you and I needed to smooze it up a tad
OK, MORE than a Tad
I would say “WOW, what a voice.”
BUT
since I even have some standards all I can say is
Keep your day job, whatever that is LOL
Man, that needs some work.
Do they have Canadian Idol up there? If so, try out for next years show.
Monday, 21 December, 2009 at 13:00
You.rock.
Merry Christmas!
Monday, 21 December, 2009 at 15:48
OMG! That was totally worth all the malls I have braved this year!
Wednesday, 23 December, 2009 at 15:18
WOW, I am a big fan of your blog, but please don’t scare your black & white dog like that again! Did you see his face? Great job on the song, you will win! By the way, the words are “incriminating claus marks on her back”. Have a happy holiday & keep writing your wonderful blog!
Thursday, 24 December, 2009 at 2:10
Boobage works. For realz.
Sunday, 27 December, 2009 at 10:44
I had fun! You are cool!