There was this boy in seventh grade who made my life a living hell. His name was Kris and he had flaming red hair. He was tall for his age and on the fringe with all the cool kids. I was decidedly no where near that social status with my over-achieving scholastic ways and determination [...]
Category Archives: Comedy
Sometimes Pain is a Good Thing
October 8, 2008 – 11:30 am
I wimped out during childbirth. I have no problems admitting this as I was 20 years old and freaked out by the thought of squeezing a human being through my delicate and once virginal cooter.
By wimped out I mean I had a full fledged panic attack. I cried, I whined, I hyperventilated. Besides the blissful [...]
Palm Trees, Hermit Crabs and Public Nudity
October 6, 2008 – 10:47 am
Sometimes the heart wants what it wants no matter what the trouble or hurdles it must overcome to get what it covets.
In my case, my heart wanted to prance merrily among the streets lined with palm trees and breathe in American smog in sunny California with my good friend Jen.
This meant pulling my sorry ass [...]
